TV AD

EVER SEEN THE TV AD TO GET YOU TO BUY GOLD?

THEY SAY IT WAS NEVER WORTH

"ZERO"!!!

WOW!! NOW THAT SHOULD REALLY GIVE YOU SOME CONFIDENCE HUH??

OK! SO YOU MAIL YOUR CHECK IN FOR YOUR SHARE OF THE " NEVER BEEN WORTH "ZERO" STUFF.

SURE ENOUGH ..... A FEW DAYS LATTER .... IT ARRIVES. YOURS, AND YOURS ONLY ..... YOU GET YOUR OWN PERSONAL PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS YOU OWN GOLD.

NOW YOU SHOULD BE FEELIN REALLY SECURE. WAIT A SEC!! A PIECE OF PAPER!!!???