SURPRISE!!!!!!!

THAT DAILY VITAMIN PILL YOU'VE BEEN SHOVING DOWN YOUR GULLET FOR THE LAST 20+ YEARS MIGHT JUST KILL YOU.

AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THE LATEST STUDY REVEALED.

OK ... SO NOW ALL THE HEALTH NUTS CAN CHECK WITH THE DOC AND SEE HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.

TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY PICK UP A LITTLE CANCER, GET ANOTHER MRI, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. TAKE IT BACK TO THE DOC. HOPEFULLY YOU WON'T CONTRACT ANY SWINE FLU IN THE WAITING ROOM. IF THERE WASN'T ANY ERROR ON THE MRI TEST, MAYBE DOC READS IT RIGHT.... NOT LIKE THE LAST UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT.

HE'LL PROBABLY SET YOU UP WITH A BARRAGE OF TEST'S AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL FOR FUN AND KEEP YOU FOCUSED ON THE "PREVENTATIVE CARE PROGRAM".

AT THE HOSPITAL, BARRING ANY UNFORSEEN MISHAPS DURING ONE OF YOUR TESTS, YOU MIGHT CONTRACT SOME WEIRD FATAL HOSPITAL INFECTION. IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO SURVIVE, YOUR LAST MEDICAL HURDLE WILL BE THE MEDICAL BILL THAT WILL HIGHLIGHT ALL THE PROCEDURES THAT ARE NOT COVERED BY YOUR HMO.

YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM HAS SUFFERED STRESS AND THE DOC WILL PROBABLY RECOMMEND A VITAMIN REGIMEN PROGRAM.