SUMMIT MEETING

EUROPE LOVES OUR PRESIDENT. HERE WE SEE ALL THE HEADS OF STATE DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE LAST NICKEL PRESIDENT OBAMA BROUGHT WITH TO SHOW THEM AFTER IT ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPED THROUGH A HOLE IN BARRYS' POCKET.

EVENTUALLY THE NICKEL WAS LOCATED BUT UNFORTUNATELY, AN AGENT FROM A CHINESE COLLECTION AGENCY SWOOPED IN AND SNATCHED IT UP.

THEY WERE SO TAKEN WITH THE PRESIDENT, THEY WERE'NT A BIT SURPRISED TO SEE HIM PASS ON THE AF1 FLIGHT, AND WALK HOME INSTEAD.

THE FRENCH PRESIDENT WAS SO IMPRESSED HE VOLUNTARILY PROMISED TO SEND THREE MORE COMBAT COOKS TO HELP IN AFGHANISTAN. HE FIGURES THE GOOD FAITH EFFORT WILL KEEP THEM FROM BOMBING THE (BLEEP) OUT OF PARIS.

THE GERMANS ARE CONTRIBUTING ALSO. THEIR SENDING A FEW GUYS TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE COOKS SO THEY DON'T TAKE OFF.