SALT

THE MAYOR OF NYC HAS DECIDED THAT YOU ARE EATING TOO MUCH SALT............

SSOOOOOOOO !!!!

IN ALL HIS WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE ...... HE HAS DECIDED TO TELL ALL THE FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS IN NYC TO CUT WAY BACK ON SALT .........

VOLUNTARILY OF COURSE ........ FOR THE TIME BEING.

IF YOU STILL CAN AFFORD TO EAT OUT IN THE CITY, YOU MIGHT MISS THAT EXTRA PINCH OF SALT AND LIVE A COUPLE MINUTES LONGER, BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU MIGHT SUFFER A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU GET THE BILL.

HEY MIKEY, DIDJA NOTICE DA BIG APPLE IS SHRINKING IN POPULATION FROM OVERDOSING TAXES.