TAX ON BEER

1900% INCREASE

WOOOOWWW!!!!

ATSA SHAME.

ONLY WORKS OUT TO ABOUT A BUCK AND A QUARTER A CAN EXTRA.

THE SMOKERS "FEEL YOUR PAIN". )O(

NEXT ON THE AGENDA:

IF YA REALLY WANT A BEER .... YOU'LL HAVTA MARCH YOUR FAT ASS OUTDOORS TA CHUGALUG THAT BABY .... SO'S YA DON'T INFECT ANY OF DA SOBER, NON-SMOKERS IN THE ESTABLISHMENT.

NEXT YEAR ..... THERE WILL BE NO ALCHOHOLIC BEVERAGES SOLD WHEREVER FOOD IS SOLD.

AFTER THAT ...... NO FATTENING FOOD WILL BE SERVED ON THE PREMISIS. IF SOME FAT BASTARD INSISTS ON ICE CREAM ..... HE'LL HAVE TO CONSUME IT OUTSIDE.

OUTSIDE .... THE VETERAN SMOKERS WILL BE FORCED TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE BEER DRINKERS AND FAT BASTARDS.

ANY PATRON REMAINING IN THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL BE RESPOSIBLE FOR THE TAB.

ANY PATRON OUTSIDE THE RESTAURANT WHO DEVELOPS A WEATHER RELATED ILLNESS WILL BE ABLE TO FILE SUIT AGAINST THE OWNER OF THE PREMISIS.