ICEMAN DEFINITIONS - #3

1 - BAIL-OUT

POLITICAL TERM USED AFTER TAXPAYERS HAVE BEEN SUCKED-IN.

2 - TRANSPARENCY

THE ART OF PRODUCING NUMBERS THAT NO ONE CAN SEE, OR UNDERSTAND.

3 - TAX PACKAGE

THE BUNDELING OF A MULTITUDE OF TRANSPARENT UNNECESSCARY MONETARY GIVEAWAY PROGRAMS.

4 - TOO BIG TO FAIL

A TERM WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CHANGED TO BIG FAILURE. PRIMARILY USED BY CEOs AND CFOs.

5 - CEO

ABREVIATION OF - CAN EQUAL ZERO.

6 - CFO

ABBREVIATION OF - COULD FREQUENTLY EQUAL ZERO.

7 - ASSET MANAGEMENT

YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISER COAXES YOU INTO INVESTMENTS THAT WILL EARN HIM A BEAMER, BUT MIGHT BANKRUPT YOU.

8 - ASSET ALLOCATION

THE ADVISER HAS MANAGED TO LOCATE THE WORST INVESTMENTS AND IS NOW CONVINCED THAT YOUR ARE AN ASS FOR TAKING HIS ADVICE.

9 - DISCRETIONARY INCOME

SOMETHING YOU USED TO HAVE.

10 - DEPRESSION

A TERM USED WHEN YOU ARE DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO MORE DISCRETION OR INCOME.