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ICEMAN DEFINITIONS: # 1

1 - (HYPHEN)-AMERICAN

AN AMERICAN WHO USES EITHER LEFT OR RIGHT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE, BUT IS INCAPABLE OF UTILIZING BOTH IN UNISON. (AKA) MAXIMUS HYPHENATIA

2 - (SOMETHING)-CHALLENGED

YOUR NOT CHALLENGED. YOUR (BLEEPED)UP IN SOME WAY.

3 - POLITICALLY CORRECT

A FIB REGURGITATED BY POLITICIANS.

4 - BIPARTISAN

SAME AS BISEXUAL.

5 - CARBON FOOTPRINT

STUCK ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE AFTER STEPPING IN SOMETHING GROSS.

6 - GREENHOUSE EFFECT

A BRAIN TUMOR THAT DEVELOPS FROM LISTENING TO A BARRAGE OF ENVIRONMENTAL "ARMAGEDDON TYPE" LECTURES OR DOCUMENTARIES.

7 - PARSE

TV COMMENTATORS JOIN TOGETHER AND PERFORM A SERVICE TO DECIPHER POLITICAL SPEECHES / ANNOUNCEMENTS. THIS IS NOW KNOWN AS THE UNITED PARSING SERVICE (AKA) UPS.

8 - VETTED

A PERSON WHO ONCE OWNED A CHEVROLET CORVETTE.

9 - VEGAN

ANYONE THAT LIVED IN VEGAS FOR MORE THAN SIX WEEKS.

10 - PERSON OF INTEREST

ANY PERSON THAT FILED A TAX RETURN WITHIN THE LAST 56 YEARS.