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ICEMAN DEFINITIONS: #2

1 - PORTFOLIO

AN IMAGINARY FOLDER THAT IS NOW KNOWN AS A SCRAPBOOK.

2 - DOW JONES INDEX

NOW REFERRED TO AS DAVY JONES INDEX

3 - DIVERSIFY

SOMETHING YOUR ADVISER SUGGESTED 3 MONTHS BEFOR HE COMMITTED SUICIDE

4 - DISPOSABLE INCOME

THIS TERM HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM WEBSTERS AND CONSIDERED TO BE EXTINCT

5 - GROW BUSINESS

A CORPORATE TERM ADOPTED BY MANY FIRMS ONCE MASTERING THE ART OF DECEPTION AND AVOIDING PRISON.

6 - FLUMMOXED

A STATE OF MIND GENERALLY ASSOCIATED WITH SENATORS & CONGRESSMAN

7 - OVERSIGHT

SOMETHING THAT IS PERFOMED IN DC AFTER IT'S ALL OVER

8 - EARMARK

A SOPHISTICATED FORM OF GRAND THEFT

9 - MULTITASKING

A WAY OF PERFORMING SEVERAL JOBS HALF RIGHT AT ONE TIME

10 - TEXTING

ONCE KNOWN AS A LETTER.