SOLUTIONS

ICEMAN ASKED EACH PERSON JUST HOW THEY INTEND TO RESOLVE THIS SITUATION:

ICEMAN: WELL JOHN .... WADDA YA THINK? WHAT WOULD U DO?

JOHN: WELL MY FRIENDS .... I'D DEFINITELY KNOCK GREENSPAN IN THE (BLEEPIN) GOURD, NEXT I'D ........

ICEMAN: MR. OBAMA?

BARRY: TAKE NOTICE?? ... NO BROTHERS ARE MENTIONED IN THIS MESS. THINK I'D KINDA LET IT UP TO THE HARVARD BOYS .... EVEN THOUGH THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TEENY BIT OFF THE MARK THAT GOT US HERE ..... THEN I'D ASK REV. WRIGHT FOR GUIDANCE AND CHECK WITH MICHELLE. LOOK ..... IF IT COMES DOWN TA VOTEN ON THIS THING ..... PUT ME DOWN FOR ... "PRESENT".

ICEMAN: SARAH??

SARAH: FER STARTERS, ANYBODY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHOULD BE MAROONED ON AN ICEBERG SOMEWHERE. I'D DO IT MYSELF. FEEL LIKE SHOOTIN A DUCK OR SOMETHIN LATER??

ICEMAN: WHATTA YOU THINK JOEY.

JOEY B: I HAVE TA TELL YA I'VE GOT THE BEST ORTODONTIST ON THE PLANET AND THIS HAIRPLUG JOB ISN'T TO SHABBY EITHER. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION LITTLE MAN? YOU A MENSA MEMBER??

ICEMAN: MR. PRESIDENT .... HOW BOUT IT .... HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIX THIS???

PRESIDENT: HMMMMMMMM!! RIGHT BACK ATCHA WITH THAT ONE.