U MAY BE HEADED FOR

TUMOR CITY

YUP .... THIS PAST THURSDAY ... EXPERTS REPORTED THAT SOME SKIN LOTIONS MAY CAUSE TUMORS.

NOW DON'T GET EXCITED, NOT CANCER, JUST GOOD OLD FASHIONED TUMORS. SO IF YOU DON'T MIND HAVING A BUNCH OF LUMPS ALL OVER, DON'T SWEAT IT.

IF YOU'VE BEEN PACKING ON THIS STUFF AND BAKING ON DA BEACH FOR 20 OR 30 YRS ... YOUR LOOOOKKIINNGGG GOOD .... A LITTLE LUMPY ..... BUT GOOD.

SAY .... WHAT'S THAT!! YA BETTER GET THAT LOOKED AT.