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AFTER COLLECTING HUGE AMOUNTS OF DATA ... IN ALL OF ITS WISDOM ... THE GOVT. HAS DECLARED NEW YORK THE NUM. 1 STATE WITH THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF ACCIDENTS RELATED TO DRUNK DRIVERS.

WOW !!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL OWNS A CAR IN NYC?

SHOW OF HANDS PLEASE. ANYBODY????

YES ..... YOU IN THE TURBIN. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

ME ... OMAR ...... AN WE DON'T LET DOG IN CAR EITHER ..... SO WE GOT LESS DOG BITES.