DOLLAR GAINS VALUE

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT US CURRENCY HAS MORE TRACE AMOUNTS OF COCAINE ON ITS SURFACE THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY.

WE CAN ONLY ESTIMATE THAT BY THE END OF 2008, THE RESIDUE WILL BE WORTH MORE THAN THE ACTUAL BILL.

REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO SAVE YOUR CHANGE IN ONE OF THOSE OLD JARS?? FAAAGGEETTT ABOUD IT !!!!

START SAVING THOSE WRINKLED UP DOLLAR BILLS. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO RETIRE IN LIKE SIX 2 EIGHT WEEKS ................... UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU SMOKE THE BUCKS.