PREDICTION 2048

A GOVERNMENT STUDY (BASED ON CURRENT TRENDS) HAS ESTIMATED THAT BY 2048:

MOST OF THE POPULATION .....

1- WILL BE SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT

2- BE MIXED CAUC, HISPANIC & AFRICAN AMERICAN

3- WEAR HATS / SOMBRERO'S OR HEADBANDS OF SOME SORT AND PREFER SMALLER VEHICLES

4- SPEAK IN A MULTILINGUAL LANGUAGE OF THE KINGS ENGLISH, EBONICS AND SPANISH

5- LISTEN TO A CONSTANT DIN OF NOISE ONCE KNOWN AS MUSIC

6- WILL REQUIRE ALL CHILDREN WITH KNOWN PARENTS TO HAVE A MINIMUM OF A 4TH GRADE READING CAPABILITY

7- WILL SEE A GRADUAL BLENDING OF HOMOSEXUAL, LESBIAN, TRANSEXUAL & TRANSVESTITE GROUPS RESULTING IN A SECONDARY HETROSEXUAL CLASS

8- WILL WITNESS A TRUE NON-PARTISAN GOVERNMENT PARTY KNOWN AS REPUBLICRATS

9- CURRENCY WILL BE IN SMALL VIALS OF OIL OR WATER WHICH WILL ELIMINATE THE DOLLAR BILL.

10- MORE THAN HALF THE WALMARTS WILL BE CONVERTED INTO GIANT WELFARE OFFICES.

BY THE YEAR 2050 AMERICANS WILL BEGIN TO WEAR TURBANS AND LEARN MANDARIN. DRUG TESTING PROCEDURES WILL REVERSE. ANYONE NOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS WILL BE EXILED TO UTAH FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD.

SCIENTISTS' WILL DISCOVER THAT TOBACCO DETERS DRUG DEPENDENCE.

LARRY KING WILL FILE FOR HIS 13TH DIVORCE. BILL CLINTON WILL MARRY WHOPPI GOLDBERG. REV. WRIGHT WILL PERFORM THE CEREMONY WITH BARRACK AS BEST MAN. PRESIDENT PELOSI WILL ADMIT TO HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH DICK CHENEY.