PHILLY WATER

NOW WE KNOW ........ THE WATER HAS BEEN TESTED AND CONTAINS 56 ASSORTED DRUGS INCLUDING HORMONES, VIAGRA AND A VARIETY OF FEEL GOOD THINGS.

THIS IS PROBABLY WHY THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE HAS BECOME A LITTLE MORE AFFECTIONATE.

ADDITIONAL BENEFITS ABOUND AS THIS WATER COURSES THROUGH MILES OF 100 YR+ OLD LEAD PIPES. THE COMBINATION OF DRUGS MIXES WITH AN UNKNOWN # OF CHEMICALS AND PRODUCES A WONDERFUL COCTAIL WHICH IS EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO ALL.

HEALTH RECOMENDATION: 8 GLASSES A DAY.

SOMEHOW, WE JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS CANCER IS COMING FROM.

COFFEE ANYONE? TEA?

REMEMBER: WASH YOUR HANDS.

WATCH OUT 4 THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE! IT'S LOADED WITH CHEMICALS.