" BAILOUT "

YUP .... YOU CAN ALWAYS BANK ON THE GOVT FER 2 THINGS .....

IT CREATES GIANT PROBLEMS ....

AN THEN ... IT DOES 1 HELLUVA JOB SOLVIN EM.

UNFORTUNATELY ... THAT SYSTEM USUALLY MAKES DA SITTIATION 10 X BIGGER.

DIS X ..... WE GETS TA SITIN AROUND SHOOTIN DA (BLEEP) ABOUT HOW AFTER WE SCREWED DA PUBLIC JUST A WEE BIT OVA DA TOP, TA DA POINT WE'RE JUS ABOUT BROKE ...... DEY FIGURED DA BEST WAY TA SOLVE DA PROBLEM AND KEEP THERE JOBS WAS WHAT ??

" BORROW 160 BILLION BUCKS FROM COMMUNIST CHINA !!!!! "

AND Y NOT !!?? MOST ANYTHING YA BUY COMES FROM THERE ANYWAY .... SO ......

WHAT THE (BLEEP) !!

THEY REALLY LOVE THIS GLOBAL TRADE (BLEEP) .

NOW WE CAN START PAYIN INTREST TO CHINA FOR THEIR LOAN, SEND A FEW BUCKS TO THE WORKER BEES, LET THEM RUN TA WALMART (A SUBSIDIARY OF RED CHINA) AND BUY MORE (MADE IN CHINA) (BLEEP) THEY DON'T NEED, AND SOMEHOW THAT'S GONNA SOLVE OUR PROBLEM. SUPER!

THOSE WHARTON SCHOOL BOYS SURE ARE A BLESSING.

BY THE BY, CHINA NEEDS THE DOUGH TOO WITH THER TREMENDOUS BUILDUP OF THEIR ARMY AND ALL. I GUESS THAT'S NOTHIN TA KEEP YA FROM SLEEPIN. LOL