NO MO

CELL PHONE

STARTING TODAY ..... JOISY MOTORISTS WILL GET A 100 BUCK TICKET FOR TALKIN OR TEXTIN WHILE CRUISING DOWN THE ROAD.

THE GOV THINKS IT'S A DANDY IDEAR ... SO DO THE ICEMAN.

YOU ALSO GET FINED FOR NO SEATBELT .... ( CLICK IT OR TICKET ) ANOTHER GOOD IDEA.

AND OF COURSE .... 65 MPH IS A GOOD SAFE SPEED LIMIT.

WERE ALL A LITTLE BIT SAFER NOW ..... THAT IS OF COURSE ... IF JOHNY'S NOT ON THE ROAD AT THE SAME TIME YOU ARE.

LAST YEAR HE SEEMED TO HAVE FORGOTTEN TO " BUCKLE UP ", DROVE ABOUT A 100 MPH WHILE SHOOTIN THE (BLEEP) ON DA CELL, WRECKED A 60 THOUSAND DOLLAR SUV AND DAM NEAR KILLED ANOTHER DRIVER ...... BUT ...... THAT'S OK .. THEY TRIED TO BLAME IT ON THE OTHER GUY, UNFORTUNATELY, THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT VERY WELL.

THANK GOODNESS JOHNY DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR ANYTHING. HE SPENT AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY BUYING THE GOVERNORSHIP.

ANYWAY .... DON'T USE THE CELL UNLESS EVERYBODY CALLS YOU GOVERNOR.