- PHILADELPHIA -

A I R

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FOR ALL THE HEALTH NUTS .......

BUTTTTTTTT

IT DOES SEEM THAT THE EPA CONSIDERS THE PHILLY AIR ....

UNBREATHEABLE !!!!!!!

NOT TO WORRY. JUST PRACTICE HOLDING YOUR BREATH A LONG, LONG, VERY LONG TIME ...... AND YOU'LL BE FINE.

OH! ALMOST FORGOT. DON'T DRINK THE WATER EITHER .... THAT'S (BLEEP) ALSO.

PS: DON'T SMOKE. IT'S HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.