WRITERS STRIKE

LATE NIGHT GUYS BACK ON AIR

ICEMAN INTERVIEWS SEXTUPLETS:

ICEMAN: SO HOW COME U CLOWNS R BACK ON? THE STRIKES NOT OVER.

DAVEY: WELL ... EVEN THOUGH WE'RE STAUNCH UNION MEMBERS ... WE JUST DON'T THINK THIS APPLIES TO US. AFTER ALL ... WE'RE GETTIN THE BIG BUCKS. (BLEEP) THEM LITTLE PEOPLE.

JAY: HEY!! I BOUGHT THOSE DUMB BASTARDS DOUGHNUTS ... DIDN'T U SEE ME!

OBRIAN: YOU DO KNOW I'LL BE TAKEN OVER LENOS SPOT IF HE DOESN'T (BLEEP) ME TOO. SO DON'T (BLEEP) AROUND WITH ME.

JIM JIM: WHAT!!!! THIS (BLEEP) HAS NOTHIN TA DO WITH JIMMY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WAS ON STRIKE!!!!! NOBODY TOLD ME & I DON'T WATCH TV.

COLBERT: I'M IN BACK OF THESE UNION GUYS ............ WAAAAYYYYY BACK!

STUART: COME TO THINK ON IT .... I DON'T GIVE A FLYIN (BLEEP).

ICEMAN: AREN'T U AFRAID OF UNION RETALIATION?

GROUP: YEAH ... RIGHT. LIKE THEIR SO TOUGH. MOST OF THEIR ORGANIZERS ARE CROSSDRESSERS OR SILLY BOYS. AND NOT ONE GUY IN THE WHOLE BUNCH IS NAMED GUIDO OR GEORGY TWO FINGERS.