PROBLEM SOLVED !!!!

YES .... IT'S TRUE.

THE GOVT. HAS DECIDED TO STEP IN AND SETTLE THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THEIFS AND A-HOLES.

NO LONGER WILL BANKS & MORTGAGE COMPANIES BE ALLOWED TO GIVE LOANS TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ OR COUNT TO SIX (6).

THEY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO GIVE ANYONE A LOAN THAT HASN'T HAD A JOB FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AND HAS NO DESIRE TO REPAY.

YOU WILL NOT BE GRANTED A MORTGAGE IF YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF WRITING A SIGNATURE OR IF YOUR SIGNATURE IS A SYMBOL OR AN X.

THESE NEW RULES WILL NOT BE RETROACTIVE AND DO NOT APPLY TO ILLEGAL IMIGRANTS.

ANY NEW ADVERTISEMENT MUST DISPLAY ALL THE NEW RULES IN SPANISH (PRESS 1), ENGLES, SWAHILI, ARABIC AND FARCI.

THE FINE PRINT FONTS WILL BE ALLOWED TO BE REDUCED IN ORDER TO AFFORD THE LENDERS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SCREW YOU IN WAYS THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN CONCEIVED.

OH! ONE THING. THOSE OF YOU THAT SOMEHOW ARE STILL STRUGGLING TO MAKE YOUR PAYMENTS ....... YOUR (BLEEPED).