HUCKABEE HUNTER

MIKE: YA KNOW, LAST WEEK MITT SAID HE WAS A HUNTER. YEAH ... RIGHT.

WELL.... I'VE BEEN KILLIN THINGS ALL MY LIFE .... LONG BEFORE GOD TOLD ME TO GO PREACHIN AND GOVERNING. HELL ... I GET A REAL WARM FEELING EVERY TIME I KNOCK OFF ONE OF THESE VICIOUS PHEASANTS.

AND THIS MITT CLOWN SAYS HE'S A HUNTER !!??? BULL (BLEEP)!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS A MITT ANYWAY?? SOME KINDA GLOVE??

OK. SO NOW I'M GONA STICK THIS BABY UNDER GLASS .... OR HAVE IT STUFFED. IT'D LOOK SLICK MOUNTED IN THE OVAL OFFICE.