NEW DISCOVERY

RESEARCH SCIENTIST HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT HALF THE PILLS WE'RE SHOVING DOWN OUR THROATS ............

" DON'T WORK !!!!!! "

SURPRISE !!!!!!!!

SO NATURALLY, THE ICEMAN INTERVIEWED THE BIG BOPPER, THE BIG CHEESE, THE HEAD HAUNCHO FROM

PILLS A POPIN INC.

ICEMAN: OK, NOW WHAT .... I SAY .... NOW WHAT?? I MEAN I BEEN POPIN THIS (BLEEP) FER YEARS .... AND....AND NOW YER TELLIN ME IT'S NA NO NO (BLEEPIN) GOOD?

ACTUALLY, EVEN THOUGH THE JOKES ON YOU, WE MADE A (BLEEPIN) FORTUNE ON THIS (BLEEP). WE GOT HOOKED UP WITH INSURANCE COMPANIES, HOSPITALS AND DOCS AND THEY PRETTY MUCH GOT A KICK OUT OF IT.

WELL ... MY EYELID KEEPS JUMPING .... WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX THIS CRAP WITH OTHER MEDS FROM PILLS A POPIN? LIKE HEART PILLS.

WE DUNNO. SO FAR, SO GOOD. SAY ..... YOU GOT AN EXTRA SMOKE ON YA?