FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE OUTDATED TUPPERWARE PARTY IS DEAD.

NOW THE GIRLS CAN GET TOGETHER AND HAVE A

TASER PARTY.............

IT'S GREAT. IT'S DAINTY, COMES IN A VARIETY OF COLORS THAT MATCH YOUR OUTFIT OR LIPSTICK AND ............ YOU CAN ZAP THE (BLEEP) OUT OF THE BOYFRIEND OR ANYBODY ELSE THAT MIGHT (BLEEP) YOU OFF ON 1 OF THOSE OFF DAYS.

AS FOR THE SINGLE MOMS IN THE GROUP ..... IF LITTLE JOHNY HAPPENS TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS AT TIMES ........ WELL ??? .....

AND THEN THERE'S ALL THOSE OTHER AGGRAVATING MOMENTS LIKE SOME CLOWN TAKING YOUR PARKING SPACE OR THE DATE REFUSES TO OPEN YOUR DOOR, OR MAYBE THE SHOE SALESMAN TELLS YOU YOU NEED THE NEXT SIZE UP... ALL KINDS OF THOSE THINGS .... AND ON THOSE SPECIAL OCCASIONS WHEN U ASK THE HUBBY IF YOU LOOK FAT ..... YOUR MORE APT TO GET A GOOD RESPONSE WITH A HELL OF A LOT LESS HESITATION.

GOOD FOR PETS TOO. WHEN THE OLD MANS GERMAN SHEPHERD "SPIKE" DOESN'T LISTEN TO YOUR COMMANDS NEXT TIME .... ZAP THE S O B. FROM THEN ON, THAT BASTARD WILL JUMP JUST WHEN YOU EYEBALL HIM..... BUT YOU WILL BE FACED WITH THE CLEANUP ..... UNLESS OF COURSE U ASK HUBBY TO DO IT.