38 BILLION BUCKS

IN THE RED

SOME OF U CLOWNS MIGHT ASK

HOW COME JOHNY?

WE'RE PAYIN THE HIGHEST TAXES IN THE (BLEEPIN) COUNTRY!!!!

I'M GLAD U AXED THAT.

IN ORDER TO COVER AS MANY FAT ASS POLITICIANS, BUREAUCRATS, AND OTHER ASSORTED A-HOLES THAT KINDA SORTA RUN THIS PLACE, IT TAKES ALOTA DOUGH. EVEN IF YA COUNT ALL THE PERKS AND PAYOFFS & STUFF, IT'S TOUGH TA KEEP UP.

SO, HOW YA GONNA GET THESE BUCKS? WE'RE BROKE NOW!

EASY!!!

I GOT THIS IDEEER LAST YEAR, RIGHT AFTER MY UNFORTUNATE 110 MPH CRASH ON THE NJPKY.

LET'S DOUBLE THE (BLEEPING) TOLLS.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

DID I MENTION, I DID PAY A 35 BUCK SEATBELT TICKET. AH GUESS U FOOLS PICKED UP THE 60 G TAB FOR THE SUV. SEE, THAT'S ONE OF THE GOVS PERKS.

OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WHEN YA TRIED 2 BLAME IT ON THAT OTHER GUY. HOW'S YOUR DRIVER? STILL COLLECTIN I GUESS HUH. NO SPEEDING TICKET, NO RECKLESS DRIVEN, NO CELL PHONE TICKET EITHER. NOTHER ONE A THOSE PERKS? LOL

SO GOV, WHY DON'TCHA JUST DUMP SOME THOSE DRONES AND OBSCENE PENSIONS WHY DON'TCHA?

WWHHAAATTT???!!!!! AND RUIN MY REP. GIT THE (BLEEP) OUTA MY FACE........

(BLEEPIN) CIVI.