TOOTHPASTE

THE FDA HAS ISSUED A WARNING AND SUGGESTED YOU THROW OUT ALL YOUR TOOTHPASTE MADE IN CHINA.

EVEN THOUGH THIS WILL IMPACT WALMART SALES, WE STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU STOP BRUSHING IMMEDIATELY, UNLESS YOU SPEAK MANDARIN OR YOUR NOT ALLERGIC TO ANTIFREEZE.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, ANTIFREEZE WILL REMOVE CIGARETTE STAINS FROM YOUR TEETH BUT THE SIDE EFFECTS COULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE.

CHECK WITH YOUR DENTIST ASAP.

DO NOT ADD THIS TO YOUR " DO NOT EAT LIST " OR " DO NOT TAKE PILL LIST ". TOOTHPASTE IS IN A DIFFERENT CATEGORY.

NOTE: IF THE TOOTHPASTE, CONTAMINATED FOODS OR BAD PILLS HAVEN'T RUINED YOUR HEALTH ALREADY, REMEMBER,...... " DON'T SMOKE ". IT'LL KILL YA.