PMS

GOODBYE TO PMS LADIES.

NOW YOU CAN BEAT MOTHER NATURE AT HER OWN GAME....

..... AT LEAST UNTIL THESE BRILLIANT SCIENTISTS' DISCOVER THEY MAY HAVE MADE A BOO BOO.

WARNING LABEL:

DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT IF YOUR GENERAL NATURE IS DIFFICULT.

SIDE EFFECTS:

YOU MAY EXPERIENCE SWELLING OF THE HEAD IF YOUR SYSTEM BACKS UP. YOUR FANNY MAY TRIPLE IN SIZE. YOU MAY HAVE UNCONTROLABLE FITS OF LAUGHTER AND CONFUSE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

NOTE: IF YOUR HEAD EXPANDS TO THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL, CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY BEFORE IT EXPLODES.