MULTIVITAMIN WARNING

A NEW GOVT. STUDY HAS FOUND THESE VITAMINS TO CAUSE PROSTATE CANCER.

IN ORDER TO INFORM & PROTECT OUR HEALTH NUT POPULATION, GOVT. SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM.

ALL INDIVIDUALS THAT ARE TAKING THESE PILLS IN THE HOPE OF EVOLVING INTO SUPERMAN AND LIVING 3 OR 400 YEARS SHOULD FOLLOW THIS DIET IMMEDIATELY:

EAT REGULAR (BLEEPING) FOOD AND GET OFF THAT (BLEEP).

PLEASE PLACE THIS WARNING ON YOUR "DO NOT TAKE PILL" LIST. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH YOUR "DO NOT EAT" LIST, SUPPLIED BY THE ICEMAN.