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BIG AL (BA) TESTIFIES:

BA: NOW I'M NOT SAYIN DA PLANET CAUGHT FIRE CAUSE I'M NOT THE PRES..

ALL'S I'M SAYIN IS IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHIN RIGHT NOW ... A WHOLE LOT A LAWYERS ARE GONNA BE IN HELL SOONER THEN THEY EXPECTED .... SIDES, I'LL BE OUTA WORK TOO.

ICEMAN: BUT ALBERT, WHAT MAKES YOU AN AUTHORITY ON THIS STUFF?

BA: WELL, RIGHT AFTER I INVENTED THE INTERNET I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE THE PRES, BUT IF YOU REMEMBER, W CHEATED ME OUT OF IT. ALL OF A SUDDEN I STARTED SWEATIN ALOT AND COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. THEN, ONE DAY AT MICKEY Ds, TIPPER TOOK NOTICE AND SAID "IT'S PROBABLY THE WEATHER". THAT STARTED ME THINKIN.

ICEMAN: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IT WAS GETTIN HOTTER?

BA: I WATCHED THE CABLE WEATHER CHANNEL ALL DAY AND THEY KEPT SAYIN IT WAS GETTIN HOTTER & HOTTER.

ICEMAN: WHEN WAS THAT?

BA: AUGUST LAST YEAR.