EXCUSE ME !!!!!

The head DEM Harry Reid wants the Pres to promise NOT to pardon the SCOOTER.

PROBLEM:

1 - He's actually asking the #1 Politician to make a promise?

2 - Ol Harry might need a pardon himself.

3 - W likes nicknamed people.

4 - Harrys' boss thinks Scooters cute.

5 - Harrys' confused because the DEMs mostly pardon drug dealers, murderer's and mega rich tax evaders.