INTRODUCING !!!!!!!!

The "FOREVER" Stamp

Now the citizens will be able to enjoy paying rediculous sums for a (BLEEPING) stamp without the confusion of figuring out how much the stamp will cost.

That never ending chore of placing the cost on the stamp will finally be eliminated. That way, when you show up at the post office to bitch about the cost, you won't have a clue and meld right into that zombie like drone world that exists in the post office. Another benefit; less bitching, less gunfire among workers.

Future generations of postage will need no stamp. You will simply be required to attach a blank check to your envelope. These checks will automatically be forwarded to retiree's in Boca Raton.