" CAN'T WE ALL JUST ..... "

MEXICANS: We want the South West.

There's more of us here than Americans and most of the people speak Spanish anyway ....... and we're tired of digging tunnels.

FRENCH: We want the whole place.

If it wasn't for us, you'd have a king. Besides, you don't know how to cook and your wine sucks.

ENGLISH: As far as we're concerned, your still a colony. You just invented Dentistry.

CUBANS: (refer to Mexicans) only we're tired of swimming 90 miles
and we know how to make cigars.

RUSSIANS: We want you to give back Alaska. We don't have enough room.

ARABS: We just want to blow all the infidels to hell.

AMERICAN INDIANS: GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF OUR YARD!!!