" Pirates Attack U.S. Destroyers "

A fleet of one and a half Pirate vessels attacked two Navy Destroyers off the coast of Somalia yesterday. During the action, a conversation took place on board the Pirate ship.

MATE: Captain! Oh Captain!

CAPTAIN: ARRRRHH!.

MATE: What the (BLEEP) were you thinking?!!

CAPTAIN: ARRRRHH!!

MATE: Your (BLEEPING) shoulder parrot has more brains than you!

CAPTAIN: ARRRRHH!!! Me thinks Polly make a bo bo this time.