" GREEN POWER "

Immigration officers have vowed to deport all
illegal Irish immigrants although the repercussions
of this decision could be catastrophic.

Boston would become a ghost town.

No more St. Patty's Day Parade.

Notre Dame will be forced to close it's doors.

The Beer and Liquor industry could collapse.

Ted Kennedy might go on the wagon and
Conan O Brien threatened to dye his hair.

Last, but not least, Ireland has put the U.S. on notice that
they will recall most of their troops from Iraq.

Really, how can we possibly tolerate these people when all they do
is spend their time in the best universities and don't speak a word
of Spanish. How unAmerican! At least most other illegals are fluent in Spanish, cut your lawn for ya and, if need be, fill a few more slots at Walmart.