" Cinco Causa "

(5 reasons)

Why hombres leave Mexico:

1 - No WALMART's here - no body shops for anything.
2 - No HOME DEPOT's - no body fixes anything.
3 - No SEVEN ELEVEN's - no body likes Slurpys.
4 - No rich American movie stars or politicians need a Nanny or Cook.- they just visit.
5 - No one cuts their grass.- no one actually owns a lawn mower.