NOW WE NO

NOBODY WANTS TA VOTE FOR MY NEW RAZZLE DAZZLE HEALTHCARE BILL.

WHY!!!!!

I'LL TELL YA WHY!!

THE REPUBLICANS ARE RUNNING A SECRET CONSPERACY AGIN ME

OR

(EVEN THOUGH WE OWN THE CONGRESS, THE SENATE AND THE OBAMA COMPOUND)

IT'S THAT SOB BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!

THINK HE'D BE INTERESTED IN A CZARSHIP????????????