LOYALTY AWARD

AS A PROUD OWNER OF A DODGE MAGNUM ... CHRYSLER HAS DETERMINED THAT THE ICEMAN, AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER GOOD AND FAITHFUL PATRONS SHOULD RECEIVE A ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR CERTIFICATE TOWARD THEIR NEXT PURCHASE IN ORDER TO RETAIN BUSINESS.

NOW THAT IS A WONDERFUL INCENTIVE ........................

OOOPPS ..... ONE LITTLE PROBLEM IN THE FINE PRINT.

THERE'S ONLY TWO EXCLUSIONS:

1 - YA CAN'T USE IT ON MOST CHRYSLER PRODUCTS

2 - YA CAN'T USE IT ON MOST DODGE PRODUCTS

LOOKS LIKE CHRYSLER WILL BE UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME.