FLY MURDERED

YESTERDAY, THE WHITE HOUSE FLY WAS MURDERED BY BARRY DURING AN INTERVIEW ON NATIONAL TV.

ALL ATTEMPTS TO REVIVE THE FLY FAILED.

THE RECENTLY APPOINTED FLY CZAR WAS IN THE ROOM AT THE TIME AND SUFFERED A STROKE.

PETA IS DEMANDING A FULL INVESTIGATION. THE WHITE HOUSE SWAT TEAM REFUSED TO COMMENT ON THE INCIDENT.

THE WH FLY WILL BE PUT TO REST NEXT WEEK WITH A FULL STATE CEREMONY INCLUDING A 21 SWAT SALUTE.