GET READY !!!!!!!!!!!

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE OFF

TO MAKING CHANGE.

SO FAR:

WE SEEMED TO HAVE MISPLACED 350 BILLION BUCKS.

DESPARATELY WANT TO GIVE AWAY 350 BILLION MORE TO SOMEBODY FOR SOMETHING.

HIRED THE SUPER EXECS FROM THE LOST GIVEAWAY DEALS TO KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DOUGH.

HIRED THE NEW HEAD OF THE IRS WHO FEELS HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES HIMSELF.

HIRED A SEC. OF STATE WHO IS HOOKED UP WITH AN IMPEACHED, DISBARRED X PRES..

HIRED A SENATOR PICKED BY AN IMPEACHED GOV.

HIRED A FAILED RADIO HOST AND COMEDIAN.

WILL SOON HIRE ANOTHER CELEBRITY SENATOR PICKED BY A PHILANDERING REPLACEMENT GOV ... PICKED BY DISGRACED GOV..

...... AND ALL TOGETHER ..... WILL SWITCH TREATMENT OF TERRORISTS FROM IMPRISONMENT TO FRIENDLY CONFABS WITH TEA & COOKIES.

AND .... DON'T FORGET ..... VERY HARSH TREATMENT OF THE LATEST 50 BILLION BUCK THIEF ...... WE'VE BOARDED UP THAT SOB IN HIS 7 MILLON $ PARK AVE. APT.. THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON. IF THAT GUY TALKS .... HE'LL HAVE TO SHARE THE WHOLE BUILDING WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF POLITICIANS & WALL STREETERS.

NOTE: DOCTORS WILL SOON INCREASE YOUR VALIUM DOSAGE.