NEW YORK TAX

D: HEY ELLIOT. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I THOUGHT OF TO TAX THIS TIME?? YA KNOW WE'RE RUNIN OUTA STUFF TA TAX.

XXX: DON'T TELL ME!!!

SODA ????????????

D: YUP. TOLD THESE A-HOLES THEIR TOO FAT. THEY SWALLOWED IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER. IT'S JUST LIKE SMOKES ..... THEY CAN DRINK AS MUCH AS THEY WANT AS LONG AS WE CAN KNOCK THEIR BALLS OFF.

XXX: TERRIFIC IDEA DAVE. WHAT DO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS THINK ABOUT IT?

D: YOU KIDDING??..THEY LIKE THE HARD STUFF ..... SAY .... HEAR ABOUT CAROLINE?? THINK THEY MIGHT BRING SOME A THAT FAMILY DOUGH BACK TO THE U.S.??

XXX: LOL