401 (K)

THE RESULTS ARE IN.

AFTER YEARS OF INVESTING AND PENNY PINCHING, YOU HAVE MANAGED TO CREATE AN ARMY OF MULTIMILLIONAIRES ..........

NOT YOU OF COURSE ...... BUT .....

A HELL-OF-ALOT OF OTHER PROFESSIONAL THIEVES AND HYPOCRITES INCLUDING YOUR OWN SPECIAL FINANCIAL ADVISER.

BASED ON THE EXISTING SITUATION ...... THEIR PERSONAL ADVICE ...... "NOWS THE TIME TO INVEST."

YOU MIGHT EVEN REGAIN YOUR LOSS' OVER ..... SAY ..... A COUPLA DECADES.

SIGN ME UP DUDE.