ARRESTED

THE GOV. OF ILLINOIS HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF REASONS (NORMALLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE USUAL POLITICAL CRIMINAL ACTIVITY).

SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT PUTTING A SENATE SEAT UP FOR SALE ON EBAY OR CRAIGS LIST INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH THE REGULAR POLITICAL CHANNELS. THIS WOULD BE A VERY EFFICIENT METHOD BUT APPARENTLY IS FROWNED UPON BY THE MAJORITY OF THE SENATE AND CONGRESS.

I MEAN, REALLY, IF A POLITICIAN CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY HIS OR HER SPOT IN THE POLITICAL WORLD, HE SHOULD LOOK INTO ANOTHER ILLEGITIMATE PROFESSION.

THIS ARREST SHOULD TELL YOU ONE THING ................ NEVER PUT ANY OF THESE SOBs IN A HIGH POSITION:

1- IF YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE THEIR NAME

2- ANYBODY WITH THE FIRST NAME "ROD"

3- ANYBODY WITH A HUGE COIFFURE