Monday, November 24, 2008



HARRY & NANCY

FIXING THE ECONOMY

H: NOW THAT WE GOT ALL SMART PEOPLE RUNNING THIS THING, YOUR CONGRESS & SENATE ARE FOCUSED ON 1 THING ..... THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ..... THE THING THAT MATTERS MOST ....

AND THAT IS ...............

HOW DO WE KEEP OUR JOBS AND ALL THE BENNYS' THAT COME WITH IT.

ICEMAN: BUT HARRY ...... DONTCHA THINK YOU GUYS HAVE TA CUT WAY BACK TOO ..... BEINGS SO MANY CITIZENS ARE OUTA WORK OR BROKE?

H: GOOD QUESTION ....... AND HERE'S NAN.

N: STUPID AIRPORT ...... ACTUALLY HAD THE BALLS TO TRY AND CHARGE ME TO PARK MY JUMBO ...... IS MY OUTFIT WRINKLED? .... SPILLED CHAMPAGNE ON IT WHEN WE LANDED.

ICEMAN: HOW BOUT IT NANCY ...... YOU SUPER INTELLECTS GOING TO HELP OUT WITH THIS RECESSION OR WHAT?

N: WHO LET THIS CLOWN IN HERE?? YOU HARVARD ALUMNI?? I'M PARCHED. GET ME SOME PERRIER.

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