MARATHON

NYC

LOOKIIINNN GOOD !!!!

ONLY 3 DUDES DIED FROM THE LAST ONE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO SO FAR.

A BUNCH A MINOR BROKEN BONES, COLLAPSED LUNGS, HEART PROBLEMS AND SUCH NOT REPORTED YET ....BUT ....... OTHER THAN THAT ................... MOST CONTESTANTS ENJOYED THE DAY AND CONTINUED ON TO THEIR VARIOUS PSYCHIATRIST APPOINTMENTS.

LARGE GROUPS OF SMOKERS OBSERVED THE EVENT WHILE SUCKING IN HUGE AMOUNTS OF EVER-SO-ENJOYABLE NEW YORK OXYGEN. NON OF THESE PEDESTRIANS WERE HARMED OR KILLED DURING THE MARATHON.