ICEMAN DEFINITIONS - # 4

1 - VOLATILITY

NOW KNOWN AS VOMITILITY. SEVERITY DEPENDENT UPON DOW

2 - MARKET CORRECTION

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOUR ADVISER CONVINCES YOU TO BUY NOW.

3 - STOCK SPLIT

USED TO DOUBLE SHARES .... NOW ...... SOMEBODY CUT THEM IN HALF.

4 - 401K

AN INVESTMENT THAT IS WORTH 401 X LESS.

5 - STANDARD AND POOR

HAS BEEN ABBREVIATED TO JUST "POOR"

6 - CASH FLOW

THAT WARM FEELING YOU GET RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG AFTER THE CLOSING BELL.

7 - P/E RATIO

VOLUME OF URINE ELIMINATION RELATIVE TO MARKET ACTIVITY.

8 - BULL MARKET

THE TYPE OF ADVICE YOU RECEIVE FROM YOUR BROKER WHEN YOUR DESPERATE.

9 - DAY TRADER

A PERSON THAT DOESN'T LIVE NEAR A CASINO.

10 - STOCK ANALYST

STEER CLEAR OF ANYONE THAT HAS "ANAL" IN HIS PROFESSIONAL TITLE.