FINANCIAL ADVISER

DON'T BE TOO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS MELTDOWN.

YOU HAVE INVESTED YOUR LIFE SAVINGS WITH THE GUIDANCE OF THIS FINANCIAL WIZARD BECAUSE BOTH HE AND YOU REALIZE JUST HOW DUMB YOU ARE.

AND HERE WE HAVE A PHOTO OF YOUR GUY CONTEMPLATING A HUGE DECISION ON YOUR BEHALF.

NOW YOU KNOW THE BENEFIT OF HIRING A WHARTON GRAD.

LOCK & LOAD !!!!