FANNIE & FREDDIE

SOUNDS KINDA CUTESY DOESN'T IT? WELL .... FANNIE & FREDDIE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM. SEEMS TO BE MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN THE 5 TRILLION DOLLAR RANGE.

THAT'S $5,000,000,000.00.

NO BIG DEAL. UNCLE SAM TO THE RESCUE.

AND JUST HOW DO THE WHARTON BOYS FIX THE PROBLEM??

FIRST YA GET A VERY BIG ERASER AND LOTS OF WHITEOUT FOR THOSE PESKY BOOKS.

NEXT, YA FIRE A WHOLE BUNCH OF UNDERLINGS.

THEN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAND OUT MILLIONS TO THE TOP BRASS WHO RAN THE COMPANIES AND HIRE THEM ON AS CONSULTANTS.

DONE. PROBLEM SOLVED.

PUBLIC HANGINGS ARE DUE FOR A COMEBACK.