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THE DNC WAS A TRIUMPHANT SUCCESS. IT WAS A CROSS BETWEEN AN ORATORY BY JULIUS CAESAR AND THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT.

IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE HUGE FANFARE AND THE LOAVES AND FISHES WERE DIVIED UP AMONG THE FOLLOWERS, THE ICEMAN HAD A VISION.

YES !!! IT WAS INDEED ... THE CHOSEN ONE.

ICEMAN: SIR .... EXACTLY WHAT R YOU GOING TO DO FOR THE PEOPLE??

O: I'M GOING TO BRING CHANGE.

ICEMAN: AND WHAT KINDS OF CHANGE MAY I ASK?

O: BIG CHANGES. NOT LITTLE. BIG!!!

ICEMAN: DO YOU BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT?

O: ABSOLUTELY. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE AND WE SHOULD CHANGE THINGS.

ICEMAN: WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL START?

O: VERY SOON ..... IF NOTHING CHANGES.

ICEMAN: WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT HAS TO CHANGE?

O: WELL ..... FIRST OFF .... THEY HAVE TO ELECT ME ..... AND THEY BETTER NOT

CHANGE THEIR MINDS OR I'M NOT GOIN TO HAND OUT ANY MORE FREE FISH.

ICEMAN: AND HOW MUCH EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE AT THIS?

O: I GUESS, IF YOU COUNT VACATIONS AND HOLIDAYS, DAM NEAR 48 MTHS.

ICEMAN: HAVE YOU VOTED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ON ANYTHING?

O: AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID. A COUPLE OF TIMES. HEY LOOK .... I GOTTA GET BACK .... THE FLOCK WON'T QUIT CLAPPING AND I'M NOT FINISHED PROPHESYING.