DUMB WOMEN

OL ANDREA SEEMS TO THINK "ONLY OLDER, UNEDUCATED, WHITE WOMEN" WILL VOTE FOR SARAH PALIN, NOT PEOPLE LIKE HER.

ICEMAN: BUT ANDREA, ISN'T THAT KIND OF A CONTRADICTION?? I MEAN, U MUST BE PUSHIN WHAT??? 70 ISH., U REALLY DON'T SEEM TO BE AN EINSTEIN, AND I'M ASSUMING YOUR NOT AFRICAN-AMERICAN. AM I OFF THE MARK HERE??

A: LISTEN BUB !! I'M GONNA SUE MY PLASTIC SURGEON IF U THINK I LOOK THAT OLD AND I AM A 100% PALEFACE. REMEMBER ONE THING .... I'M MARRIED TO BIG AL GREENSPAN .... THE X HEAD OF THE FED ... THE BIG GUY. NOW, I MIGHT NOT HAVE CHANGED MY NAME, BUT HE WOULDN'T CHANGE HIS EITHER. IT MAY HAVE HAD SOME INFLUENCE GETTIN ME A JOB BUT ME SMART ... AT LEAST SMART ENOUGH TO MARRY THAT TURKEY. OK !!! SO HE MIGHT BE A TEENY BIT RESPONSIBLE 4 BRINGING THE ECONOMY TO THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE, BUT EVEN HE'S SMART ENOUGH NOT TO VOTE 4 SARAH.

ICEMAN: WHO DOES YOUR HAIR?