NOPE !! ....... LASERS

& OTHER ASSORTED DEFENSE SYSTEMS!!

COOL!!!!!

AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS INSTALLED THE FIRST LASER ARMED COMMERCIAL AIRCRAFT.

CAN'T YOU JUST SEE THE REACTION THE NEXT TIME YOUR PILOT JUMPS ON THE PA AND SCREAMS:

"OK SHOPPERS !!!! BUCKLE UP AND HOLD TIGHT !!!!!!! "

NEXT YEAR THE AIRLINES WILL ISSUE FLAK JACKETS TO EVERY OTHER PASSENGER. THE REST WILL BE GIVEN PARACHUTES AND HELMETS.

REMEMBER: NO SMOKING ON THE PLANE. THE SMOKE IRRITATES OTHER PASSENGERS & MAY CLOUD THE PILOTS GUNSIGHT.