NEW KOREAN

NAVIGATION SYSTEM

LOOKS LIKE KOREA HAS JUST AS MANY DRUNKS AS WE HAVE.

THIS NEW SYSTEM CAN DETERMINE JUST HOW DRUNK YOU ARE. IF U DRIVE ANYWAY ... THE NAV SYSTEM WILL DIRECT U 2 THE NEAREST POLICE STATION OR BAR .... WHICHEVER U PREFER.

ALREADY HARD AT WORK ON THE NEXT SYSTEM GENERATION ... IT WILL TELL YOU IF YOUR TOO FAT, TOO UGLY OR JUST 2 (BLEEPING) STUPID 2 DRIVE.

THESE NEW SYSTEMS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWED IN DC.