NEW YORKER

JULY 2008

BIG CONTROVERSEY.

COMPLETELY UNTRUE !!

MICHELLE

#1 - MICHELLE HAS NO WEAPONS PERMIT YET.

#2 - NOT HER HAIRSTYLE.

#3 - DOESN'T WEAR HER COMBAT BOOTS IN PUBLIC.

BARACK

#1 - BARACK NEVER WEARS HIS GRADUATION GOWN.

#2 - STOPPED WEARING HIS TURBAN WEEKS AGO.

#3 - REFUSES TO WEAR HIS SANDALS AROUND THE HOUSE CAUSE MICHELLE KEEPS STEPPING ON HIS TOES WITH HER BOOTS.

#4 - PORTRAIT IS NOT SADDAM. IT'S FAVORITE UNCLE CORNELIOUS MOHAMMED. ( FOUNDER OF HERTZ CAMEL RENTALS)

#5 - BURNING FLAG WAS ATTACHED TO OLD JACKET HE WORE ALL THRUGH HARVARD WHILE DELIVERING PIZZAS IN ORDER TO PAY HIS $300,000 TUITION.